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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀






caniplaywithyourbeautifulmind:

he is so offended


willsimit:

b-l-a-c-k-butterfly:

briangefrich:

huffingtonpost:

German Ad Doesn’t Need Words To Speak Volumes About Supporting Your Kids

Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.

Watch the full commercial that will sum those awkward high school years perfectly here. 

(Source: Hornbach

This is the kind of dad I want to be.

bizde nerde böyle anne baba

bukadarda değil saçmalamayın lan korktum


shewearstheroseofyouthuponher:

Fucking adorable





rollin-in:

I love this. I want it.

rollin-in:

I love this. I want it.




staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.


carl-zetterberg:

Evolution of the desk.

carl-zetterberg:

Evolution of the desk.


thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that